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Hello, my name is Richard. I live in San Antonio, TX. I like beer, dogs, video games and avacados. I have a girlfriend named Jenn. She's a fantastic woman that keeps my head screwed on straight. I rarely brush my hair and usually reek of cigarettes. Gonna try and kick the habit again soon. We'd rather have dogs instead of kids, though we don't own any yet. I want a corgi. As of the time of this writing, I've been a landscaper, busboy, flexo press helper, graphic designer, home remodeler, overnight grocery stockboy, petroleum laboratory technician, litho press operator and am currently involved in commercial window tinting. When I'm not at work, I enjoy a good beer (or seven), playing video games, sleeping, screwing with electronics and occasionally drawing. I can't stand capers. They're cultivated in the garden of Satan, right next to cauliflour. Also let it be known that one-ply toilet paper is a joke. I've also been known to frown at fire ants.

I hope this was enlightening.