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Hello, my name is Richard. I live in San Antonio, TX. I like beer, dogs, video games and avacados. I have a girlfriend named Jenn. She's a fantastic woman that keeps my head screwed on straight. We'd rather have dogs instead of kids. I wanted a corgi, but somehow ended up with a german shepherd. As of the time of this writing, I've been a landscaper, busboy, flexo press helper, graphic designer, home remodeler, overnight grocery stockboy, petroleum laboratory technician, litho press operator, commercial window tinter and am currently involved in phone-based tech support. When I'm not at work, I enjoy a good beer (or seven), playing video games, sleeping, toying with electronics and occasionally drawing. I can't stand capers. They're cultivated in the garden of Satan, right next to cauliflour. Also let it be known that one-ply toilet paper is a joke. I've also been known to frown at fire ants.

Take this moment to view a graphic of our dog letting me know how awesome I am.



I hope this was enlightening.